The anti christmas song
an new years song by elena
sung to the tune of grandma got run over by a raindear

Im about to go shoot me a reindear
You know that one with the shiny nose
you may say his charol is amazeing
but if I hear it one more time I will explode

oh you could say that santa is a saint
but I belive that christmas really bites
have you been a jew walking in texas
blinded by all the christmas lights

The radio plays the charols without mercy
starting right after haloween
The dentists havent had time to fix our pain
before we go break out the candy cane

yes It seems as though its keeps on getting bigger
The price gougeing gets stronger every year
it seem as though the pumpkins havent rotted yet
before santa has to stick in his fat rear

Im about to go shoot me a reindear
You know that one with the shiny nose
you may say his charol is amazeing
but if I hear it one more time I will explode

I seemed happen oh so suddenly
that thanksgiving was no longer stand alone
eating was we were supposed to do
not making turkey day christmas two

By thanksgiving the gentiles should have done thier shopping
atleast if thier smart they have gotten out thier gifts
becouse us jews are pouring over those adds in the mail
looking to attack that perfect sale

I really do love gingerbread
but so many treats can make you ill
christmas is too much of a good thing
and now its all really just rolling down hill

Im about to go shoot me a reindear
You know that one with the shiny nose
you may say his charol is amazeing
but if I hear it one more time I will explode

You can keep your season to yourself
call me scrooge some people might
but Im not the only one who's tired
of seeing christmas day and night

So Il leave with a single thoguht
one that you should truely fear
Wait till december to make your store fronts holly jolly
or santa will take over the whole year